Oh No You Didn’t!: My 10 Ten Pet Peeves

I have a few things that take me there (where ever “there” is). My “there” isn’t me pulling my hair out or yelling at someone, I just begin to feel that little vain in my temple start to pulsate a little and maybe…a twitch, but that’s it.

1. An unmade bed – I love getting into a made bed, it’s just something about it.  I feel I sleep better when my bed is made (it could be all mental).

2. A dirty or unorganized kitchen – I can’t function in a dirty or unorganized kitchen. I like knowing where things are and not having to worry about them needing to be washed when I’m trying to cook.

3. Uncontrollable kids – It’s really the parents of the uncontrollable kids I have the issue with. You know…the kid that acts out, like they have no home training – yeah that one.  And the only thing the parent says is “you stop that little Jimmy or little Suzy” and the child acts as though nothing has been said.

4. A liar – TELL THE TRUTH!!  If you tell the truth, you don’t have to try to remember what you said before. It’s very hard to believe the words that come out of the mouth of a person who’s known to lie.

5. A “One-Upper” – This person cannot let you have your moment without you knowing what they have done. They have to have one up on you.

6. Smacking while eating or eating with your mouth open – I don’t really have to say too much about that, it’s just gross.

7. A bragger – This person (unlike the one-upper) doesn’t need to hear what you’ve done, oh no!  The bragger makes sure you know who they’re wearing (and it’s not from last year’s collection), what fancy restaurant they had dinner at (and of course what they ate), what car their driving (year, and model will also be included somewhere in the conversion), and so on.

8. Cleaning around things – Pick up the object clean under it and put the object back down, that’s it.  Dust bunnies do not need a roof over their head.

9. Left up toilet seat – If you are married or have raise boys, you know what I’m talking about.  Nothings funny about falling into the toilet water at 2 in the morning when you don’t realize the seats up.

10. Dirty butter – I don’t like opening up my butter container and seeing what someone ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner